His name was Jonathan. Qualifying Stats: tall, handsome, educated, never been married, no children, easy on the eyes and oh, did I mention, those eyes! . . .
What can I say, he had green eyes, and he looked at me with . . . well, he looked at me with "that" look. You know . . . the, you look better than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when I only have .50 cents in my pocket and I haven’t eaten all day look. I was at Kinko's copying something, I don't remember what, and he insisted on waiting on me even though he was the manager and I am sure he had better things to do. After several minutes of small talk, I caved in and gave him my number . . . did I mention he had green eyes? After several mid-morning, afternoon, and...
My humble recommendation is that you take an inward look at yourself, and see what it is about you that may be attracting people to you sexually . . .
Dear Ron,
“Hello. Lately, I have been coming across many couples that want to have three-ways with me. I have been approached at work. I have been approached when I am alone shopping at the mall and I have been approached at the gym—and I am always approached by the woman in the relationship! What are your thoughts on this subject matter? I don't feel comfortable with it, but I have many friends that do engage, and who are willing to get down with these married couples. Is this what it takes to keep the spark alive in the relationship these days?”
Dear Reader,
As a man, I think I’d find it flattering to be asked...
We continue our Top 5 Beauty Products Series with the Top 5 Blushes that you absolutely must have:
When you think blush . . . many people think of color. Some think of doll cheeks, some think of bronzed goddess cheeks. IONA magazine is continuing with our Top 5 Series and we decided to compile a list of the top 5 blushes we think that every girl should own no matter what skin tone they are. These blushes have been tried and true and are prominent in any makeup artist arsenal. The IONA magazine top 5 blushes are colors that transcend age and you can wear year round.
1. Best Blush to Replicate the Skin:
Orgasm by Nars
Yes, I said Orgasm. This blush has won the hearts, and faces of many users all around the world. The name speaks for itself. It replicates the woman’s...
Everyone was dancing and singing, including that black dude who silently disapproved of my date . . .
At a very young age, my mother sat me down and informed me that everyone poops. Teachers, doctors, lawyers, even Catholic nuns do it. “Everyone, even white people?” I inquired in disbelief. “Yep, that’s right! White people, black people, all people”, mom said, as she handed me a wad of toilet paper. “And, when you poop, you gotta wipe your bum clean with this.” Toilet paper, I discovered, was the greatest thing ever invented. I learned that I could produce giant coiled steaming piles of crap as long as I wiped my mess with the magical paper. Safe in the knowledge that I was not the only one who engaged in such a disgusting practice, I was now free to poop wherever I wanted as longed as I wiped my...
